Bible Trivia: Women In The Bible
1.) Who was Jezebel's husband?
THE LAUGH CORNER
On their way to a 'justice of peace' to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. Upon their arrival into heaven, the couple waited for St. Peter to do an intake and introduction. While waiting, they wondered if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter finally arrived and they asked him if marrying in heaven was possible? St Peter answered, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked such a question here, Let me go and find out," and he left.
The couple sat there for a couple of months and began to wonder if they really should get married in heaven. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wondered. "Are we stuck together forever?" A few long months later, St. Peter returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes, you can get married in heaven," he informed the couple. "Great!" said the couple. Then the couple began to wonder and so asked, "what if things don't work out, Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground! "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "Come on!" St. peter exclaimed, "It took me three months to locate a priest for your wedding! Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?!!!"